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The Cartoon Shows A list of the cartoons currently showing on Teletoon. These are the mainstay of the network, and can be enjoyed by all ages.
Off Rotation For the shows that are not on the current rotation. Teletoon often takes shows off and cycles them during different times.So even if there off we can still talk about them!
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6Teen 6TEEN is about the important stuff - firsts. First crushes, first jobs, first bank accounts and most importantly, that first taste of freedom...of course, not all firsts are positive. No "most embarrassing moment" in these teens' lives will be left unturned, and at times it can seem like there's an evil boss, awful customer or "frienemy" around every corner. But through it all, these six best friends learn to lean on one another.
NEW EPISODE! WEDS. AT 7:30AM, 6PM, AND SUN. AT 6PM
WEEKDAYS AT 7:30AM AND MON.-THURS. AT 6PM
The Secret Saturdays A family of scientists who explore the ancient mysteries of the world from their secret hideout.
The Batman In Gotham, a metropolis where shadows run long and deep, a twentysomething Batman lives beneath elevated train tracks and inside a 150-year-old drainage system. Finding his way as protector, defender and Caped Crusader, while balancing his public persona as billionaire bachelor Bruce Wayne, this younger Batman confronts updated versions of familiar foes, meeting each member of his classic Rogue's Gallery for the first time.
The "girls with a passion for fashion" are getting their own TV series -- The series follows the adventures of Cloe, Yasmin, Jade and Sasha as they scoop stories for their own teen magazine.
The Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show Bugs Bunny, along with Tweety and Sylvester, the lovable little canary and the constantly thwarted feline, return along with a maniacal menagerie of classic Warner Bros. cartoon characters in this beloved animated series.
Ben 10 Ben Tennyson is your everyday, average 10-year-old until he discovers a mysterious watch hidden in a meteorite that crashed on Earth. He soon learns that the supernatural watch allows him to transform into 10 different alien beings while keeping his kid personality.
This Fall 2006
Braceface Braceface explores the life of young teenager trying to hang onto her self-confidence when her braces can carry police radio signals and even jump start cars! Sharon Spitz handles those surprises with a "tin grin", but also tackles the tougher problems for young teens: first dates, puberty, Mom's boyfriends and even shoplifting.
ON DEMAND
ON YOUR PHONE
BAKUGAN Join Dan and his friends as they battle their Bakugan Brawlers to save Vestroia and ultimately Earth from destruction. The champion Brawlers take on fantastical powers while battling for ultimate supremacy in order to reconnect their world's Silent Core with the infinity Core,restoring peace throughout the two dimensions.
PREMIERES SUNDAY AT 10:30AM
Caillou Caillou brings to life the adventures of the pint-sized hero of the popular children's books. Our hero deals with junior problems in a way that is pure Caillou: one part baby logic, one part imagination and a whole lot of humor.
WEEKDAYS AT 10:30AM
Camp Lazlo Camp Lazlo chronicles the odd and happy camping life of a Bean Scout named Lazlo and his two bunk mates, Raj and Clam.
NEW EPISODE! SATURDAY AT 2PM
Carl Squared Being a teenager is tough...try being two! That's the dilemma facing CARL CRASHMAN, a slacker teen who accidentally generates his own clone after ranting about his life in his BLOG.
WEEKDAYS AT 6AM, SUNDAY AT 3PM
Class of the Titans Imprisoned thousands of years ago by his son ZEUS, CRONUS, the god of time, has found an extra second to escape from the Underworld.
NEW EPISODE! SUNDAY AT 9:30AM AND 3:30PM
Courage the Cowardly Dog SATURDAY AT 6AM
Courage is back!Welcome to Nowhere, U.S.A., a breeding ground for the paranormal. From this supernatural stewpot emerges the unlikeliest of heroes: the ridiculously misnamed Courage, the cowardly dog. Although he's faint of heart, Courage isn't about to let his elderly parent Muriel and Eustuse fall prey to these sinister creatures.
Codename: Kids Next Door Five eager yet bumbling 10-year-olds join forces against adulthood in Codename: Kids Next Door.
NEW EPISODE! SATURDAY AT NOON
Chaotic Magic, suspense and adventure abound in this exciting action series, filled with fantastic creatures and the multi-dimensional world of Chaotic. This animated series creatively draws upon a dynamic trading card game that elevates the level of interactivity and engagement with and between kids never before seen in an entertainment property. Each Chaotic card has its own unique code, as the codes allow players and collectors to battle and trade cards in their physical and online worlds. A kid-identifiable cast of characters and fast paced stories, highlighted with conflict, comedy and lots of heart give this series the hallmarks of a kids classic. Produced in HD. Chaotic: The Power is in the Code!
NEW EPISODE! FRI. AT 6:30PM, SUN. AT 8:30AM
WEEKDAYS AT 6:30PM
Cybersix Cybersix is a superhero for the new millennium, a failed genetic experiment in hiding from the madman who created her. She lives a double life as high school teacher Adrian Seidelman, while battling Von Reichter, the arch villain who is determined to destroy her. While her nemesis is pure evil, Cybersix has very human emotions, including her attraction to fellow teacher Lucas Amato. Cybersix wants to live a normal life, yet she must fight to protect the innocent and stave her vicious oppressor, Von Reichter.
Weeknights at 7:30pm
Chop Socky Chooks The Chooks are a crack team of Kung Fu chickens - philosophical Chuckie Chan, enigmatic Chick P and streetwise KO Joe. The three plucky heroes work undercover in Wasabi World, a towering shopping mall run by their arch-enemy Dr Wasabi, a mutated piranha.
Deep in the middle of the little-known Fruit Salad Ocean lies a jewel of a tropical island of unsurpassed beauty. On this island live bananas, melons, mangos and other lucky fruits. But these islanders are not alone. They share their peaceful paradise with a real nut-COCONUT FRED.
Chowder Chowder is an apprentice to a magical chef. He runs errands and such and makes you laugh.
Delilah and Julius "Delilah and Julius" follows the adventures of two stylish and savvy teen spies as they travel the globe stopping covert plots for world domination while coping with their own family secrets and complex emotions of love and romance.
NEW EPISODE! WEDS. AT 8AM AND SUN. AT 4PM
WEEKDAYS AT 8AM
Doodlez DOODLEZ is comprised of two-minute animated shorts. Each short has a different storyline, which are held together by the overall theme of creativity.
Duck Dodgers Unlucky Duck Dodgers is accidentally frozen inside a spacecraft in the 21st century and thawed out 351 years later. By scheming and lying, Duck convinces the Earth's Defensive Protectorate that he is a hero from the 21st century. He is given a starship and a crew consisting of an adoring and eager young Space Cadet (Porky Pig).
DI-GATA Defenders Tremendous energies are released, and monstrous guardians unleashed as a small band of young Heroes cast their DI-GATA STONES in defence of the realm.
New this August 2006
DOMO News show for kids, featuring one of Japans most famous mascots Domo Kun. These shorts appear between regular programs
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends What happens when a child outgrows his trusty Imaginary Friend, the pal that stuck with him through all of the highs and lows of growing up? Well, these creations pack up and head for Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends!
WEEKDAYS AT 3PM, SATURDAY AT 4PM
Simon In The Land Of Chalk Drawings Simon in the land of chalk drawings follows the magical adventures of a six-year-old boy with a vivid imagination and a unique talent: everything he draws comes to life in the Land of Chalk Drawings - a colourful world of his own creation!
Star Wars: Clone Wars Picking up where the epic live-action feature film Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones leaves off, this thrilling series of animated shorts tells the tale of a civil war between the old Republic against a vast separatist movement led by the forces of evil. Favorite Star Wars star Anthony Daniels voices C-3PO, and master visionary George Lucas executive produces and writes the episodes as the classic Jedi and rebel characters face off against new, ruthless adversaries in Star Wars: Clone Wars.
The Entire Series!|Thursday, May 4th from 5pm to 9pm and Midnight to 4am|
FUTZ Futz! is a throwback cartoon based on the whacked-out, comedic adventures of one odd-looking, yet strangely appealing, character. Futz is part genius, part idiot, and whether he is getting himself into trouble as a ninja with a flexibility problem or as a medieval knight with iron boxers, our iconic anti hero never walks away from a call to action. FUTZ is ready for anything, and prepared for nothing!
SNEAK PEEK! FRIDAY, AUGUST 24TH AT 5:30PM
THESE SHORTS ARE SHOWN ON SATURDAY FOLLOWING TELETOON PRESENTS ...
Fred's Head A bright and perceptive 16 boy, uses a biting sense of humor to see and make his way in this world,something adults don't seem to get.
Gerald McBoing Boing As Gerald the "noise-making boy" grew older, he never did learn to "talk words". Instead, he became profoundly articulate in the "language" of sounds - from HONKS and HOOTS to SPLATS and TOOTS. In fact, Gerald (now age 6) makes just about every sound in the world, except... human words.
NEW EPISODE! WEDS. AT 10:45AM
WEEKDAYS AT 10:45AM
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy The story of two young kids, happy-go-lucky, dumb-as-a-stump Billy, and cynical, deadpan Mandy, who become best friends with the Grim Reaper after beating him in an otherworldly limbo contest. Together, this unlikely trio handles typical suburban challenges--school, family and dealing with unwanted visitors from the Underworld and beyond.
Take a vine-swinging ride with George, the undisputed King of the Jungle, his best buddy, an ape named Ape, and friends Ursula and Magnolia. For these friends, every day is a new adventure filled with missteps, mayhem and monkey business
Harry and his Bucket Full of Dinosaurs Harry couldn't have timed his discovery better, as five years old is EXACTLY the right age to discover dinosaurs!
WEEKDAYS AT 11:30AM
Home Things From the creators of Cartoon D'OR award winning short film 'The Suspect' comes a new claymation musical series for the very young. Home Things - a series for every child who has ever thrown away a present because the wrapping was more interesting - or moved on from that expensive toy because forks were more fun ! Home Things - where umbrellas and wellies, scissors and needles, clothes and clothespegs take on a secret life of their own which only the wisest of adults and of course ALL children will understand.
These shorts are shown between regularly scheduled programs.
Jonny Test An action-comedy extravaganza, Johnny Test chronicles the adventures of a fearless 11-year-old boy, his genetically engineered super dog, Poochie, and his 13-year-old super-genius scientist sisters, Susan and Mary, who strive to solve the trials and tribulations of adolescent angst with out-of-this-world scientific experiments . . . using Johnny as their guinea pig!
New Series!|Special Presentation Friday, September 8th at 5:30pm| NEW EPISODE! SAT. AT 11AM, SUN. AT 8AM AND 1PM
Iggy Arbuckle NEW EPISODE! WEDS. AT 9:30AM AND 2PM
WEEKDAYS AT 9:30AM AND 2PM
Meet Iggy Arbuckle, the pig with an appetite for adventure that's as big as the great outdoors. When he hears the call of the wild, he always answers on the first ring. That's because Iggy is a young, idealistic porker with a mission: to chart, explore.
Kid Paddle There's a fine line between life and video games, and it doesn't take much to confuse the two, as Kid proves over and over. Based on the hugely popular Bande Desinée - the hardcover French comic books that brought us TinTin, Asterix and the Smurfs.
The Life and Times of Juniper Lee By outward appearances, Juniper "June" Lee is a typical 11-year-old girl having fun with friends, dealing with siblings and worrying about schoolwork. But fate has dealt June a slightly different hand. For generations, a member of her family has inherited the secret responsibility of fighting the forces of mischief and chaos that hide everywhere. On any given day, she may have to skip out on her best friend's birthday party to discipline some unruly 6-foot leprechauns or smack down some trouble making gnomes.
Seven hundred years into the future, six descendants of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Wile E. Coyote, the Road Runner, Tasmanian Devil, Lola Bunny, each boasting special skills, unique abilities and gifted with a firm sense of justice, come together to form a brilliant ensemble of superheroes--Loonatics Unleashed.
SUNDAY AT 7AM AND 4:30PM
Kappa Mikey TV's first raw-fish-out-of-water comedy! When unemployed Cleveland actor Mikey Simon is recruited to join the cast of LilyMu, formerly Japan's hottest anime series, let's just say "the fish doesn't stick to the rice." His co-stars can tell right away that he's the wrong guy for the job. But the viewers disagree, and suddenly, Mikey is Japan's newest superstar, rocketing LilyMu back to the top of the ratings. Kappa Mikey is the story of Mikey's epic struggle to win over his co-workers, get a clue about Japanese culture and look cool while wrestling giant robotic beetles!
NEW EPISODE! SUNDAY AT 7PM
My Gym Partner's A Monkey Through a mix-up at the Central School District's Admissions Office (a typo changing Lyon to Lion), Adam Lyon is accidentally transferred to the all-animal Charles Darwin Middle School, where all the zoo animals send their kids. Fortunately, on his first day of school, Adam meets Jake Spider Monkey and the two become fast friends. However, Adam quickly realizes that having a monkey for a best buddy isn't always easy. With signs that warn "Do Not Eat the Other Students," Adam will have his hands full making it through middle school alive.
NEW EPISODE! SATURDAY AT 11:30AM
Mr Meaty A satirical comedy using puppets, teenage slackers Josh and Parker work at their after school jobs at Mr Meaty.
Marvelous Misadventures of FlapJack The adventures of a young boy, a pirate and a whale. FlapJack is determined to be the greatest adventurer and will stop at nothing to succeed, including finding a mysterious island.
Imagine - and you'll never be alone. Cute and clever Maggie explores The Widest Desert, The Tallest Mountain - all just at the end of her bed in "Nowhere Land". She's never without her stuffed pals, the pumpkin-snacking, red polka dot Ferocious Beast who is anything but ferocious.
My Dad the Rock Star What would life be like if you were the son of a rock star? That's just what Gene Simmons of KISS was thinking when he came up with the concept for this Nelvana-produced show. Join Rock Zilla's son Willy as he tries his best to live a 'normal' life in the burbs surrounded by family, friends and his giant pet iguana.
DAILY AT 4AM
Planet Sketch Aardman Animation and DECODE Entertainment Inc present Planet Sketch featuring a quirky collection of madcap new characters brought to life with a unique brand of comedy and charm. It introduces a range of off-beat and memorable creations who are destined to become schoolyard favourites, with their outrageous behaviour and unforgettable catchphrases.
Mucha Lucha! This over-the-top comedy adventure humorously explores the Latino cultural phenomenon of "Lucha Libre." In a world where no one removes their colorful mask--ever--and success depends on having a "signature move," three youngsters study and live the Code of Masked Wrestling. The first completely Flash-animated series on broadcast television, ¡Mucha Lucha! is all about honor, family, tradition ... and donuts.
Returning September 2nd with all new episodes!||Weekends at 2pm|
Olliver's Adventures Life can be tough when you're six years old and surrounded by adults and siblings who just don't seem to appreciate how wonderful your boundless energy and wild imagination are.Such is the case with our animated protagonist, Oliver.
WEEKDAYS AT 12:30PM
Rescue Heroes Meet the Rescue Heroes - Rocky Canyon, Jake Justice, Wendy Waters, Jack Hammer, and their fearless leader, Billy Blazes. These brave and capable men and women have devoted their lives to combating natural and man-made disasters. Whether they're fighting a four-alarm fire or rescuing some kids from a dangerous cave-in, our heroes think nothing of risking life and limb to help others. And along the way, they teach us all lessons about hope, perseverance, trust, and never giving up a fight. No emergency is too big or too small for this team of ecological warriors.
WEEKDAYS AT 10AM
RICKY SPROCKET SNEAK PEEK! FRIDAY, AUGUST 31ST AT 4:30PM
Ricky Sprocket follows the adventures of superstar child actor Ricky Sprocket as he tries to balance family, friends and school with the pressures of his crazy showbiz life. He may live in a Hollywood mansion and have throngs of adoring fans but his sister drives him crazy and he still has to take out the garbage.
Saturdays at 12:30 pm and Sundays at 5 pm ET/PT.
Scooby-Doo: What's New Scooby-Doo? Zoinks! The gang's all here, and the villains are too--but with a decidedly 21st-century twist--in "What's New Scooby-Doo?" This all-new animated series takes everybody's favorite cowardly Great Dane, along with Fred, Daphne, Velma and Shaggy, and puts them smack dab in the middle of a whole new slew of capers, cases and creepy crime scenes!
WEEKDAYS AT 3:30PM, SATURDAY AT 8:30AM
Skyland In 2251, the earth shattered into millions of blocks that now float in orbit around the earth's core. These blocks remained suitable for living, and life resumed on them. Water is now the most precious resource. The Sphere, a council of leaders assembled from all over the world, has installed a dictatorship that controls water distribution. Their immense army is composed of robots, called Daikan, and is led by an elite force, the Guardians. A resistance movement was formed, but the Sphere suppressed it. The disappearance of rebel leader Marcus Farrell extinguished the resistance for good. Only a handful of rebels remain, but they are scattered on the most remote blocks, far from the Sphere's influence.
Spider Riders While on a hiking trip with friends, 11 year-old Hunter Steele is sucked into the fantastic subterranean world of Arachnia. It is a land of eternal day where the sun is the earth's molten core and waterfalls flow towards the sky; a world where evolution has taken a different twist; where the insects have become the dominant species not only in number, but also in size. There Hunter discovers a lost civilization, the Turandot, struggling to survive in this hostile "Inner World." They are locked in battle with the Invectids, giant humanoid insects determined to eradicate all human life. The Turandot are defended by a group of elite warriors who ride 10ft. tall battle spiders...the SPIDER RIDERS!
SUNDAY AT 10AM AND 4PM, WEEKDAYS AT 1PM, THURSDAY AT 7PM
Pig City Everyone knows the story of the three pigs. Now enter Mikey, a humble but cool fifteen year old country boy pig who crosses the tracks to live with cousin Martha and Reggie, two uptown city pigs, living the charmed life in a fabulous townhouse in the affluent heart of Pork City. Whether it's finding a date for cousin Martha for the big Hog Wallow Dance, or convincing Principal Hamhocks that rocker Reggie does not need to ruin his vacation with summer school, Pig City promises to deliver fast paced laughs as we learn to love this comically dysfunctional family.
Scooby is back for a 10th edition and this time he and Shaggy have a whole new look. From Warner Bros. Shaggy and Scooby-Doo Get a Clue! sees a less cowardly Shaggy and Scooby use new inventions and an updated mystery machine to get to the bottom of suspicious activities. Starring the voices of Frank Welker (Megatron from Transformers) and Scott Menville, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo Get a Clue! premieres Sunday, September 8 at 8:30 am ET/PT and airs each Sunday at 8:30 am and 7 pm ET/PT.
SNEAK PEEK! FRIDAY, AUGUST 24TH AT 4:30PM
SQUIRREL BOY Squirrel Boy tells the classic tale of one squirrel and his pet boy, observing the craziness caused by the super-confident Rodney J. Squirrel and the wide-eyed and innocent Andy. Premiering September 8 at 7:30 am ET/PT, Squirrel Boy goes nuts each Saturday at 7:30 am and 3 pm ET/PT.
SHAUN THE SHEEP From Aardman Animations Ltd., this seven minute sheep comedy follows Shaun, a sheep who doesn't follow the flock but instead leads them into all sorts of scrapes, turning peace in the valley into mayhem in the meadow. Shaun the Sheep airs throughout the fall schedule.
The Spectacular Spider Man Another new version of the Spider Man Myth. This new version brings all your old foes and friends of the Spider Man to TV, all updated for today's generation.
Totally Spies! Think glamor, fashion and espionage and you've got Totally Spies! When Sam, Alex and Clover discover they've made their home right above the Underground Secret Services Center, the three typical Beverley Hills girls get catapulted headfirst into the dangerous world of international espionage. Though these three girls with attitude manage to fight off a whole host of villains around the world, it doesn't stop them from worrying about what shoes to wear!
Treasure in my Garden Created by Montreal producer ToonCan, who brought kids the stylish and popular cartoon Ratz, Treasure in My Garden is a visual delight for preschoolers and their parents. Adapted from a hit CD collection of children's music from famed French poet and singer Gilles Vignault, Treasure in My Garden features an array of styles of animations, covering everything from classic 2D and 3D, to the latest computer generated imagery. Other celebrated singers lend their voices to the soundtrack, sure to lull and enrapture both little ones and their moms and dads alike!
These shorts are shown between regularly scheduled programs.
RoboRoach All around the world, scientists with too much time on their hands are crossing computers with cockroaches. This series tells the story of two brothers: Rube and Reg. After wandering too close to that donut crumb, Rube finds himself trapped in a lab with hardware wired to those hard-to-reach places. Luckily, Rube's older brother Reg was more street-smart than his sibling, and risked all to save his brother from the lab. But neither could foresee the combination of computer chips, electrical socket and resulting meltdown that would leave Rube with bizarre Robomorphing powers. Rube is RoboRoach. And Reg has never been so bugged!
Roboroach is back starting August 28th!||Every day at 6am|Weekdays at 11am|
TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND Twenty-two teens have just been sent to the oldest, moldiest, most beat up, run-down, bug infested summer camp in Northern Ontario where they'll be forced to endure a summer of leaky cabins, crappy food and increasingly insane challenges. Only one can win -The rest will walk the dock of Shame.
FRIDAY AT 6PM, SUNDAY AT 6:30PM
Those Scurvy Rascals Three pirates whose only goal is to aquire pants, as many as they can.
After years of rivalry, Tom the cat and Jerry the mouse become best friends as they roam the world together, competing in sports, enduring on-the-job misadventures, running afoul of dastardly villains, solving mysteries and helping others.
World of Quest Prince Nestor is hoping to find and rescue his parents, and takes along his bodyguard Quest. Quest though is not so enthusiastic about the whole deal.
What's With Andy? A zany new series about an unstoppable prankster captures all the insanity of sibling rivalry, "show off" brothers, and teenage life. From CineGroupe, "What's With Andy?" follows the bizarre antics of young Andy Larkin, who is set on being the best in the world in the practical joke department. The stories are based on the books in the "Just" series written by Andy Griffiths and illustrated by Terry Denton. The production also introduces "DoodleVision" a black and white segment that lets "Andy" stop the action and tell his side of the story.
SUNDAY AT 5:30PM
W Several hundred kilometers north of Sable Island, somewhere in the Gulf of Saint Lawrence, there's an island - a very small island. And on this very small island there's a single skinny tree, a lazy cormorant who's the very model of a cartoon seabird, and one castaway, W, who's doing the best he can to survive the mishaps that befall him.
These shorts are shown between regularly scheduled programs.|
Wayside Based on best-selling author Louis Sachar's zany books, Wayside is a new animated series that captures how kids really see the world in all its preposterous, contradictory glory. Set inside a quirky grammar school accidentally built 30 stories high, Wayside follows the peculiar twists and turns of kid logic and introduces a fantastic environment where students are smarter than teachers, cows wander the halls (of course!), and cafeteria meals sit around for months until they achieve strange powers -- none of which enhance the food's flavor....
WEEKDAYS AT 9AM, SATURDAY AT 2:30PM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles It all started with four pet turtles and a canister of alien ooze. When the turtles are accidentally bathed in the strange glowing green slime, they begin to grow. To change. To mutate. Raised in the sewers of New York City by their wise sensei, Master Splinter, they are schooled in the ancient and martial arts of Ninjitsu, mastering skills of stealth, weapons and fighting. Leonardo! Raphael! Donatello! Michelangelo!
SUNDAY AT 6:30AM
The Tofus Chichi and Lola Tofu, pre-teen brother and sister, are trying to live a "normal" life despite the back-to-nature lifestyle of their sweet but "too green and slightly nutty" parents.
DAILY AT 5AM
The Zimmer Twins What happens next? You decide! What would you do if you discovered you had psychic powers? If you're the Zimmer Twins you might save the day, create a little havoc or just have a lot of fun. Meet Edgar and Eva Zimmer and their cat 13 in six colourful animated shorts. Each story ends in a cliffhanger that invites you, the viewer, to tell us what happens next.
The Zimmer twins regularly teleport to TELETOON with their fans' films!|
Tom and Jerry Tales Tom and Jerry return to basics, chasing each other in an all-new series of hilarious cartoon shorts. With their endless rivalry and slapstick gags, this classic cat-and-mouse comedy team scrambles, slides and slams onto the screen, creating over-the-top mayhem and laugh-out-loud memories in the all-new Tom And Jerry Tales.
Weekdays at 12:30pm
What About Mimi? The problem with the world is simple: it has wonderful potential, but it's poorly managed. Somebody's got to step in and fix it. Well... What about Mimi?Guided by good intentions, hostage to a wild imagination and prone to random emotional impulses, 11-year old Mimi always has a plan. She's a straight-shooter who usually blurts out what everyone else dares only to think, and a fighter who'll stand up for the little guy.
WEEKDAYS AT 11AM
Yakkity Yak Yakkity Yak" is an animated series centered on 12-year-old Yakkity Yak, a yak who wants to be recognised for his comedy skills and dreams of becoming a famous comedian.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Three unique detectives, the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, share a rental house in New Jersey. This mystery-solving trio is comprised of human-sized food products: Master Shake, the big-mouthed, self-appointed team leader with a short attention span and no work ethic; Frylock, the only reasonable member of the group, who happens to be a box of French-fried potatoes--spuds with power; and Meatwad, a talented round mound of meat who can take the shape of a hot dog or an igloo. Together, this triple threat tackles unusual cases from the luxury of a neighbor's swimming pool--unless they're confronted by danger. Then, of course, the three run like hell.
The Detour The older teen/adult friendly zone of Teletoon. Be Warned that mature, adult nature discussions will take place here and is not for anyone 13yrs or younger or for those who are easily offended.
12oz. Mouse In a city lives a mouse that works as a cab driver for a shark but also robs banks with a chinchilla. Never mind that there are tanks and rockets and corndog fields and alcohol consumption on a near-lethal level. We can totally do this.
New this Fall 2006
Angry Kid Angry Kid is a teenager from hell - a snot-nosed ginger reprobate, stuck at that awful age between childhood and adolescence. These 1 to 2 minute films are fraught with gross-out comedy, hilarious misunderstanding and a cast of bizarre, if strangely familiar characters.
F-Night Exclusive! These shorts are shown between regularly scheduled programs.
The Detour NEW CARTOONS The new cartoons for the Detour that will be arriving this fall and throughout the season. Once they start airing these will be moved to the main Detour forum.
ASSY MCGEE In the big city, crime is running rampant. Drugs, robberies and murder are around every corner. Things are looking bleak. It's a good thing that Assy McGee is on the case ready to give the bad guys the bums steer. Monday nights at 10:15 pm and 12:15 am ET/PT.
American Dad From the folks who brought you Family Guy comes a dysfunctional patriotic family. Stan Smith is a CIA agent who is blinded by patriotic fever. He also hides an alien in his home.
Based on Aaron McGruder's popular syndicated U.S. comic strip, the new animated series from filmmaker Reginald Hudlin (House Party) is filled with biting social-political humor and pure comedy fun.
The Brak Show Although The Brak Show takes place somewhere in outer space, its setting looks an awful lot like any American suburb circa 1965. While attending Learnmore High School, Brak and his best pal, Zorak, get into all sorts of trouble, like stealing the mascot of Learnmore's rival, overfeeding a neighbor's fish and stealing a magic candy bar. Brak's Dad, a small human who loves to give nonsensical advice, and Mom, a perfectly coiffed domestic goddess, provide a pretty stable home life for Brak. In the end, everything turns out just fine--and there's usually time for a song or two.
Bromwell High MON to THURS 2 AM,THURS 10:30,12:30,WEEKENDS 2 AM
Bromwell High follows the adventures of three exceptionally naughty schoolgirls, one maverick headmaster and a bunch of desperate, underpaid teachers.
Code Monkeys Two video game programmers take on the Man.
Sept 4
The Critic The Critic come to the Detour, as Jay Sherman tries to critique films and tv with a objective eye. Not that he's successful.
Delta State 4 Super powered anti heroes share an apartment and loss of memory.
Futurama Matt Groening, the multiple Emmy Award-winning creator and executive producer of "The Simpsons," has hatched another outrageous look at the world, FUTURAMA. But we're not in Springfield anymore-we're in New York, a thousand years from now, and it's like no future you ever imagined!
Welcome to Clone High, where the school halls, the cafeteria and the football field are swarming with your regular angst-ridden, acne-prone, over-dramatic typical teenage students. They are all destined for greatness one day, but are now busy leading the life of a teenaged, historical figure clone.
Father of the Pride A group of Lions perform in Las Vegas, Sin City. From the makers of the Shrek films.
Family Guy Peter Griffin is the father of this not-quite-so-average family unit of middle class New Englanders. Lois is Peter's loving wife who struggles to maintain a modicum of normalcy in their home life.
Home Movies HOME MOVIES features the misadventures of Brendon Small, a third grader, and the dysfunctional adults in his life. Brendon makes home movies in his basement with his friends Jason and Melissa, while getting into all sorts of adventures in the real world. The series is created by Soup2Nuts/Tom Snyder Productions.
Life's a Zoo 7 animal contestants get locked in a mansion in Saskatchewan, and the fur or scales fly as they interact.
Stroker and Hoop Meet Stroker, a private eye still mastering the art of sleuthing, and his partner Hoop, self-proclaimed master of disguise. Together with their disobedient talking hatchback C.A.R.R., they'll help anyone dumb enough to respond their 1/8-page ad in the yellow pages. Stoker and Hoop don't always solve the case, but they will sleep late, drive fast and shoot guns trying.
Coming this fall! 2006
METALOCALYPSE Monday nights get metal as Dethklok, the world's biggest metalband rocks the Detour
MONDAYS at 10 pm and midnight ET/PT.
FRISKY DINGO Created by Matt Thompson and Adam Reed (creators of Sealab 2021) This brand new 15 minute series from Cartoon Network follows the logistical hiccups of supervillian Killface, forced to market his brand of evil to find funds in order to propel the Earth into the sun. Frisky Dingo airs on The Detour on TELETOON, Tuesday evenings at 10:15 pm and 12:15 am ET/PT.
MORAL ORAL Created by Dino Stamatopoulos (Mr. Show, Tom Goes to the Mayor, and Late Night with Conan O'Brien) Moral Orel is an angelical stop motion animation that follows Orel, a nine year-old growing up in Moralton, a devoutly Christian town. l airs Tuesday nights at 10 pm and midnight ET/PT.
MINORITEAM A crew of superheroes use the overwhelming force of racial stereotypes to defeat their sinister and racist nemesis, Thursday night at 10 pm and midnight ET/PT and is a Cartoon Network production.
Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law Harvey Birdman, winged crimefighter turned lawyer, defends cartoon characters in trouble,in television's first animated courtroom series. . Joined by his trusty sidekick, a purple eagle, and his slightly delinquent ward, Peanut, Harvey wages legal battles against evil attorneys as he seeks justice for his celebrity clients.
Hey Joel A hip animated series from Oasis International, "Hey Joel" takes an inside look at what it's like to work at a music station. See him interview your favorite musicians and laugh along with the crew as they openly mock the rich and famous.
Robot Chicken Old-school stop-motion animation and fast-paced satire are the hallmarks of this eclectic show created by Seth Green and Matt Senreich. Action figures find new life as players in frenetic sketch-comedy vignettes that skewer TV, movies, music and celebrity. It's television especially formulated for the Attentions Deficit Disorder generation.
MON. TO THURS. AT 9PM AND 11PM, WEEKENDS AT 9PM AND 11PM
Award-winning cartoonist John Callahan presents this dark but humorous tale. Staring Reilly, we get a first-hand account of a quadriplegic and his assortment of other differently-abled friends who live under the same roof.
The Ripping Friends It's ripping time! This unhinged, unruly, and definitely unstable collection of friends is ready to fight crime and all enemies for freedom. A group of manly men on a mission, they're also a bunch of kids ready to argue about who gets the top bunk!
Space Ghost Coast to Coast Space Ghost, a superhero from the 60's, interviews real celebrities whose expressions reveal everything from awkward puzzlement to an obvious hangover. Zorak, an evil mantis, is the band leader and lava man, Moltar directs. Guests include Conan O'Brien, David Cross, Janeane Garafalo, Beck, Bjork, and many more.
Premieres Friday, September 1st at 11pm - |Tuesdays at 10:30pm, 1:30am and 3:30am - Fridays at 11pm and 2am|
Squidbillies A family of inbred squids in the North Georgia Mountains. It's not all drinking, brawling and reckless gunplay. Occasionally they use crossbows. There's also hate, love, sex, a multinational drywall conglomerate, cockfighting, the penal system and a deep-seated mistrust of authority and all things different.
Coming this fall! 2006
Tom goes to the Mayor Tom Peters has just moved to the small town of Jefferson, best known for its strip malls, buffet restaurants and run-down parks. Seeking to make a name for himself, Tom begins setting up meetings with the eccentric mayor of the town. Together, they develop a number of pointless ideas that never seem to go anywhere. Sometimes they seem to make things worse.
Coming this fall! 2006
SEALAB 2021 The crew of the classic 1972 Hanna-Barbera cartoon series, Sealab 2020, has been replaced with a gang of misfits unfit for public service. every Wednesday night at 10 pm and midnight ET/PT,
PREMIERES WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 5TH AT 10PM!
Tripping the Rift The ultimate male fantasy, Six is a sex cyborg who is close to Chode, the horny purple captain, a smart scoundrel who gets his crew to do what he wants by his wits and threats. This pair is supported by a company of misfits: Gus, the self-hating robot and slave to creatures far less intelligent than himself, and T'Nuk, the incredibly ugly but effective pilot, who is the only one that can get Bob the spaceship to fly. This leaves Whip, a biped parasite who looks like a reptile and just wants to hang out.
NEW EPISODE! FRIDAY AT 9:30PM AND 1AM
MON. TO THURS. AT 9:30PM AND 1AM, WEEKENDS AT 9:30AM AND 1AM
PERFECT HAIR FOREVER To find a cure for his premature baldness, young Gerald embarks on a quest aided by various strange friends airs Wednesday nights at 10:15 pm and 12:15 am ET/PT.
Ultimate Avengers Based on Marvel's popular superhero team, this cartoon centers on the Ultimate comic version of the team.
Premiers July 7
Sons of Butcher Sons of Butcher takes you on a wild ride through the quirky minds and adolescent fantasies of three would-be rock gods. Sol Butcher, Ricky Butcher, and Doug Borski - three rockers with a mission. When they aren't busy running their successful "Sons of Butcher Quality Meats" shop in the armpit of downtown Steeltown, they rock out with their band called, naturally, "Sons of Butcher".
TUESDAY AT 10:30PM AND 12:30AM, DAILY AT 2:30AM
Venture Bros. In this spoof of 1960s cartoons such as "Jonny Quest" and boys' adventure novels like the "Tom Swift" and "Hardy Boys" series, the Venture brothers--Hank and Dean--travel around the world with their renowned scientist father, Doctor Venture. Fraternal twins Hank and Dean are total idiots who think, act and talk like they're in the '60s, even though they're 21st-century teenagers. Doc Venture, who really can't stand his dimwitted sons, pops "diet pills" like candy. Doc reeks of failure and unrealized potential, but he hopes his new invention will bring him the glory and respect he has long sought. Meanwhile the family bodyguard, Brock Sampson, is a former secret agent who responds to any and all crises with relentless, remorseless brutality.
The Venture Bros. are back! Mondays at 10:30pm, 1:30am and 3:30am starting August 28th|
SMOKING GUN TV Smoking Gun TV is a half-hour series that embraces the ironic tone of the cult Smoking Gun website and exercises the full rights of the Freedom of Information Act. Smoking Gun TV airs Thursday nights at 10 pm and midnight ET/PT and is produced by Court TV USA.
Swami Jeff A puppet show for adults, swami jeff hosts a tv show in his parents garage.
UnderGRADS underGRADS is the story of four outsiders - Nitz, Gimpy, Cal and Rocko who through the stress, trial and tribulations of the first year of college manage to stay connected with each other and share their worldly revelations on life after high school
WEDNESDAY AT 10:30PM AND 12:30AM, DAILY AT 3AM
The Wrong Coast THE WRONG COAST is an animated parody of the Hollywood magazine show, a la "Access Hollywood" or "Entertainment Tonight." Only this is something of an alternate universe,The movies and TV shows featured are a little bit off-centre -- way off-centre, actually, to the point of being completely off the map.
Teletoon Retro Go back to the classic cartoons of your youth, the 60's, 70's and 80's are all here.
Retro Backburner These are the shows that are not in current rotation
Rocket Robin Hood A futuristic version of Robin Hood, this time defending planets in outer space.
RETRO is New Old is new here as Retro adds more cartoons to it's line up
Alvin and the Chipmunks Starting Sept 1, Alvin and his chipmunk brothers make chaos for Dave.
The Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show The old standard, tried and true moves over to Retro. Enjoy the loony tunes as they once were!
MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, FRIDAY AND SUNDAY AT 7:30PM
The Flintstones The original cave man family, as Fred, Barney and the girls make havoc with everyday life.
TUESDAY, AT 6PM!
The Banna Splits Show Starting with a catchy opening song, this show combines live action with cartoons and music.
Sept 1
Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids Hey hey hey, it's Faaaaaat Albert and the gang! The big guy [voiced by Bill Cosby] is back on TV and in Canada! Join the gang has they get into outrageous trouble.
THURSDAYS, AT 7:30PM!
Fraggle Rock Come down underground, and enjoy the music and imagery of muppets underground.
What's blue, orange, feathered, and runs the four-minute mile in 0.3 seconds? ||Accelerati incredibulis - the Road Runner.||By far the fastest bird in the West, this fleet-footed fowl is the object of Wile E. Coyote's culinary cravings.
Rocky & Bullwinkle The subversive Moose and squirrel are back on TV! Follow Rocky and Bullwinkle on their adventures, along with Dudley Do Right, Fractured Fairy Tales and a host of other cartoon spoofs this revolutionary cartoon doled out.
The Raccoons An old Canadian favorite, returns to the airwaves. The raccoons like hockey and maple syrup just like us!
ReBoot Join the computer age in this innovative look at how a computer works. Travel to Mainframe where BOB protects the bites and such from viruses etc.
Superfriends The big time heroes are back, along with some lame ones to excite a whole new generation.
PREMIERES THURSDAY, SEPT. 6TH AT 8:30PM
The Smurfs It's the Smurfs! All 101 of them are coming to T Retro this fall. Papa smurf, brainy smurf and the others will make your day even cuter.
Spider Man Yes that pychadelic , 60's beatnik cartoon and the iconic theme song are coming to Retro. Watch Spidey battle his famous rouges gallery, including Mysterio, The Rihno and the Hobgoblin.
Scooby Doo The cartoon that started it all, is here.
The Tom and Jerry Show Tom and Jerry once again get to run around the house and annoy each other everyday.
Woody Woodpecker One of cartoons favorite birds comes to Retro! With his familiar laugh, Woody is always pecking his way in and out of trouble.
11:30am, 7pm,11:30pm
Wait till your Father Gets Home Poor Harry Boyle is confronted by his wife and children everyday as they challenge is outdated views on life.